Grief shopping

When you experience the loss of a loved one and drown your sorrow by going on a shopping binge.

When her mom died, Debra went grief shopping and accumulated three pair of Louboutin platforms and two Gucci bags in an attempt to spend the grief away.

by Faster Redhead May 21, 2018

Grief shopping

When someone close to you dies and you deal with depression by going shopping. Quite possibly with money to be inherited.

When Daniel’s father died, he did the ultimate grief shopping and bought a Mercedes.

by Faster Redhead May 24, 2018

grief-speak

the inability to formulate sentences after family trauma

“berryblue!”
“do you mean blueberry?”
“yes sorry! i have some grief-speak”

by cherrylvr March 10, 2022

The Gruff Stage

The Gruff stage is a stage in ones life and or career where the get the fucking shit roasted out of them and our constantly messed with. It is a very hard time for everybody.

"Dude why the hell did that guys family get raped?" "Oh he's in the gruff stage."

"Holy shit that guy just got butt fucked , why would that happen?'' "Oh he's in the gruff stage." "Oh that makes sense".

by gshud January 15, 2016

Grief/tragedy/sympathy industry

An industry that pretends to be on your side, rooting for you instead of the events that make the industry possible (storms, crime, death, accidents, bad news).

The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry is a business, not a friend.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis

A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.

The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis

A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.

The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis. The reality is nobody's morale needs a boost.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020