hang gliding

A sexual act in which someone hangs upside down on a sex swing (akin to a trapeze) whilst preforming oral sex on a standing person.

I was hang gliding last night when I fell, hit my head, and bit my partner's dick off.

by Dick Rider 69 June 24, 2019

Cowgirl Gliding

When a horny, wet female climbs on top of the male in cowgirl position and glides his rigid penis back and forth between her engorged pussy lips, at a vigorous pace, until he busts his nut. Gliding does not involve vaginal penetration. And requires extreme vaginal wetness for the maximum glide.

Rachel did a little cowgirl gliding on me last night. She was going so fast I blew nut in like 2 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

grinding camouflage

Masturbation

What are you doing right now, honey?

Just grinding camouflage for my tank.

by Glitter Diamond Jewel Rainbow April 22, 2021

Text Gliding

When an individual eyes over a body of text, but fails to comprehend and process it. Typically brought on by boredom of the reading material or sleep deprivation.

I pulled an all nighter trying to read Moby Dick, but by 3am I was text gliding like mad.

by shouldbeworking November 28, 2012

Grinding the Corn

Term for a sexual technique. Picture the action of grinding corn with a mortar and pestle, but grinding along the rim instead of grinding in the bowl. A penis is the mortar and a vagina is the pestle, with her pubic bone (and clitoris) the rim. Heard in an episode of HBO's "Six Feet Under", Original Air Date, 15 August 2004 (Season 4, Episode 9).

Also known as Coital Alignment Technique, a variation on the missionary position in which the man shifts upward just a bit, so his pubic bone stimulates her clitoris while his penis is still entering her vagina. This position provides maximum contact with both the clitoris and the G-spot (of vaginal intercourse).

Claire never experienced an orgasm until Jimmy used "grinding the corn."

by LeighD March 14, 2008

Gliding Waffle

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.

"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."

by Benuccino November 1, 2020

homie gliding

An act with two straight male friends when they are bored. Two friends get bored, so to pass time they lube each other's butt cheeks and glide their male part in between the others cheeks. As long as no penetration is active it is not gay. A professional homie glider never penetrates.

Greg and I got bored the other night and we decided to do a little homie gliding to pass some time.

by Professional Homie Glider May 8, 2017