Status Grenade

A comment designed to cause unrest on Facebook.

Implied insults or suggestive comment to cause an explosion or Faceplosion.
Best thrown after a lengthy 'chat' status with 2 or more people bickering.

S: Fuck you, you are a shit brother
J: I wish you'd move out
S: I want to move out, you fucker
J: I hate you so much
STATUS GRENADE.....
X: Is this the brother you were telling me you think may be gay, and who still wets the bed..

by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009

ass grenade

An ass grenade is a shit that has so much force behind it, the shit explodes out of your ass, smashes into the water of the bowl and causes a huge wave of shit-sprinkled water droplets all of over the walls and floor.
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.

The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!

1. Who in the hell ate the "dog-zilla" from Byron's? Whoever did left a huge ass grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!


2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?

by Matthew Maday January 14, 2004

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

by HeyKaiLookI’mOnUrbanDictionary January 3, 2020

jump on the grenade

a.agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe your buddy is trying to score. NOTE: should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
b.a real man's legal duty.

Okay man, I'll talk to the fat one and you can get on with the hot blonde. I'll jump on the grenade for you tonight.

by spitfire May 9, 2004

jump grenade

Acting as a wingman. The phrase comes from the military; jumping on top of an active grenade will kill you but save your comrades around you as a result of it. It's a selfless act for your buddy.

Hey check out those two chicks sitting at the bar. It's a shame only one of them looks decent. Man, will you please jump grenade for me? I did it for you last time.

by wheelmanLS2 September 1, 2006

Queef Grenade

When a woman farts and it goes into her vagina while on her period. She can then not queef it out as normal as she has a tampon in. To release it, she must "pull the pin".

Stacy farted while sitting down and created a queef grenade. "Pull that pin outside Stacy".

by Fartin Ted November 14, 2019

Grenada

An Island in the West Indies, home to the warmest and friendliest souls in the Caribbean. Also known as the Spice Isle for its large export of nutmeg over the past couple decades and most recently Pure Grenada for its natural untainted resources. This Tri-island state boasts of white sand beaches, volcanic crater lakes, hot springs and mangroves just to name a few.

Celebrities native to the island or of decent:
Kirani James ( Olympic 400m champion )
Louis Hamilton ( Formula One World Champion)
Maurice Bishop (Revolutionist)
Malcom X ( Mother was born in Grenada)

2nd wonder of the under water world for its Under Water Sculpture Park (Shout out to the scuba divers!!!)
Home of the JAB JAB ( if you love to "play a mass and whine and getton"

Grenada gained its independence through the efforts of native islanders who held repeated strikes and rallies that forced the crown to grant independence in 1974 almost a decade before the US invasion.

I'm from Grenada! Real Greenz gyal ! #473 to the world!

by Serendipitous Siwi October 5, 2016