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Greeting Radius

The distance of your radius that you will acknowledge the people you know and greet them. Greeting radii almost always depend on person. Usually, your greeting radius varies based on how much you like the person. Someone you are close friends with, will probably have a greeting radius of over 50ft. For people you don't like, it would probably be something like 10ft if it's crowded where you are.
Steve: Oh dude, I had to say hi to Kent today?
Jon: Aww, you said hi to Kunt? He probably thinks you like him now.
Steve: I know, but I kinda used to know him, plus, he got in my greeting radius
Jon: Shit, sucks for you, haha
Steve: Yeah, GOD today was a bad day
by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 May 31, 2009
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greeting disorder

When a person cannot perform a proper greeting - handshake, high-five, etc.

Can also be applicable to verbal greetings as well.
Physical - "Man, Cletus always crushes my hand when he shakes it, I think he has a greeting disorder."

Verbal - "Steve always calls everyone a D-Bag when he meets them. That jerk has a real greeting disorder."
by hawtcore December 12, 2010
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greet got

A term used in certain communities on the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" to describe taking an item of value for lesser need, such as for an alternate character, or to sell and not use.
Alliance in defiance guild leader greet got myrmidons signet
by Rombie September 10, 2005
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Tweet and Greet

A social media event where celebrities use Twitter to tweet their location so that fans can come and meet them.
I found out via Twitter that Gary Vaynerchuk was hosting a surprise Tweet and Greet for his fans.

It was cool that the TNA Wrestlers did a Tweet and Greet for their Twitter fans.
by @creativfluffer April 12, 2011
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Pterodactyl Greeting

A sound that emits from the mouth of one or more females when they run into one another after not seeing each other for no more than 2 hours. Even worse when the two females have not seen each other in months.
Observer #1: "WTF is that noise coming from those girls?"
Observer #2: "That my friend is the pterodactyl greeting for when two girls haven't seen each other since their first class of the day." (Observer #2 proceeds to flap their arms like a pterodactyl and mimic the screeching of the prehistoric beast.)
by iseeeverthing December 24, 2010
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Meat and Greet

When two parties knowingly meet each other for the first time (most likely over the internet), knowing that the key reason is to have intercourse.
Friend: "So what ever happened with that girl that friended you on Facebook?"

Response: "In simplest terms, Meat and Greet. Meat with an A"
by TankDongNouce February 23, 2011
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A Scottish Greeting

Chad : What happened to your face?
Mike : That guy gave me a scottish greeting.
Chad : Yeah I hate does
by Jonpol January 3, 2020
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