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Greenwich

A town filled with rich juul fiends who buy 12 packs at once on their daddy's card. While this might seem like everyone's a pretentious douchebag, Greenwich is split into 6 areas with pretty different people. First there's Old Greenwich/Riverside, which is where all of the people go to live right on the water, they get Upper Crust Bagels every morning and think Garden Catering is better than Chicken Joes, these are the humblest rich kids in Greenwich. Next to that is Cos Cob, this area is mixed between rich and middle class, everyone here gets high as fuck at "pomy"/"monty" (forests where adults walk there dogs and kids smoke weed), Cos Cob is the most normal you'll get in Greenwich. Then there's Glenville/Byram, these two are the areas that kind of stick to themselves, if you aren't from one of them, chances are you aren't friends with kids there. It's the capitol of potheads in Greenwich, if you wanna get high, you're probs copping from some kid who lives there. Last is Back Country, which consists of enormous multi-million dollar homes owned by Wall Street commuters and their lacrosse player sons who are legacies UMich, they do coke and rip their bongs in their guest houses. It takes 30 minutes to drive to literally any part of Greenwich, so chances are your 1am booty calls never pull through. No matter what part of Greenwich you're from, you probs have a severe drinking problem and know at least 5 kids who've been to rehab, and at least 3 who have gone more than once.
Girl: "Hey I'm copping from Byram, can you give me a ride? I'm in Back Country Greenwich."
Boy: "Sorry I gotta full tank of gas, I'll run out."
by Sandra Bullock May 29, 2018
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Jonny Greenwood

Someone who has an eery talent for creating some of the most beautiful and original sounds/songs out there.

Plays lots of instruments and with a lot of passion (arm brace, anyone?).

A large cog in the Radiohead machine.
You're a right Jonny Greenwood!
Jonny Greenwood is my idol.
by OssettRyan December 29, 2007
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Royal Greenwich trust school

A secondary school located in charlton,London.It has the same amount of students as your dad does side chicks.The head teacher looks like what Roald Dahl should look like,and the kids are either on drugs or depressed-In some cases it’s both.
Eg;
Intellectual: ‘What school do you go to?’
Student: ‘ Do you know Royal Greenwich trust school?’
Intellectual: ‘oh-the sexist one with the ratchet uniforms? Yeah I know that One.’
by Your mamas a H0E October 8, 2019
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Mason Greenwood

An ex- United player who's been arrested for raping his girlfriend. People used to compare Deadwood to the likes of Saka and Foden but they were all fatherless United fans. Can often be seen asking women to open their legs before allegedly bruising and bashing them. Proper cunt.
"Dad did Mason Greenwood score today."
"No son he's in prison because he's a dirty rapist."
by MASON FORCEWOOD February 6, 2022
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west greenwich

West Greenwich, a town between Exeter and Coventry. nobody is too willing to travel to this town from any nothern point because they think its 'too far' or because they dont have the slightest clue where it is. In this town there are slums in an area surrounding a lake called Mishnock nothing good happens there so dont go. Also dont ask 'hey are you from Exeter' people from W.G will be offended and this may result it a beating.
West Greenwich= not a whole lot going on these days..
by *XTEN* June 29, 2008
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ark greenwich free school

An evil school of which lowers childrens self esteem in ways of which are done by overload of homework, turning lunch into a lesson, and a creepy bald man walking around looking at people.
Never go to ark greenwich free school
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greenwalding

The act of misrepresenting a more intelligent person's superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.
Richard Nixon was fond of greenwalding his opponents. Goebbels was a master of the greenwalder's art. Sam Harris is often greenwalded.
by udprovo April 12, 2016
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