Childish Gamboner

The Boner you get while listening to one of Childish Gambino's Albums

(Pants become tight while listening to Heartbeat ) I got a Childish Gamboner

by Dis_Nigga August 8, 2015

Blue Chicken Gambit

An illegal Warzone Chess move popularized by Youtube chess personality Chessnetwork (Jerry). It occurs when you don't have a queenside rook in Thunderhorse and you try to castle on the queenside. The king moves to the appropriate square but the rook fails to move, causing the opponent to be stuck in Chesscube purgatory.

When all hope is lost, and checkmate is inevitable, the Blue Chicken Gambit can always be relied on.

by Diorio July 26, 2014

Forehead Gambino

a serious condition that causes the victim to have an obnoxiously large forehead
it's an extremely serious condition that should not be taken lightly
serious side effects: forehead explosions, murderous headaches and a head so heavy it needs to be dragged along the floor :(

Bob: omg Nicole has the world's biggest forehead
Nigel: omg Bob wtf you can't say that she has forehead gambino
Nicole: :(((((

(Bob Nigel and Nicole are not real people, if you are named Nicole I apologize if you have forehead gambino or any other gambiguous condition)

by moistbagelhater October 27, 2015

gamble chocolates

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.

I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.

by improviduto April 9, 2006

Cum Gambit

An intimidation move where one player sacrifices their queen for seemingly, and actually, no strategic advantage. The purpose of which is to "psych" out ones opponent, making them think that they have fallen or are falling for a play they can't find because it doesn't exist. If ones opponent falls for the cum gambit they are essentially allowing a queen free offense for a round.

Tom, the fucking idiot, would've had mate in four. But instead of taking he fell for Jerry's cum gambit and lost his rook and got his king put in check.

by SadCholo May 31, 2021

gamboool

v. to gamble, with extra emphasis on the negative expected value aspect of gambling

pfund: sweet, i just won $50 at the roulette table!
maltz: let that shit ride, gamboool!

by khup February 19, 2007

adobe flash gambit

When an inadvertent right mouse click causes the menu to pop up on an Adobe Flash window, causing the user to lose control of whatever application they were using, as popularized by online chess personality Jerry (ChessNetwork).

Jerry thought he'd finally taken down the wolfman, but then he got hit with an Adobe Flash Gambit and he was done for.

by JohnMatt December 23, 2014