Lesbian gratitude cookies

In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.

McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.

by The Girl Shepherd June 1, 2018

Gratitute

A Fart that your grateful for.

"I really have a stomach ache right now, I could use a gratitute."
"The guy behind me is a real douche. Please god give me a gratitute."

by MachoMing March 24, 2010

Gravitude

The weight of your attitude as it applies to others.

The gravitude of this implication would be infinite to all who heard the speech.

by Pablo Waldrones January 20, 2015

gravimude

To be too tired to do things, but not tired enough to sleep, just existing. From the latin word gravis (heavy) and german word mude (tired).

I got gravimude last night, ended up scrolling through instagram for 3 hours before bed.

by Skerks November 2, 2019

grattitude adjustment

When someone takes things for granted. Or whines for no reason. Lack of appreciation or having an unjustified sense of entitlement.

15 year old girl: My parents said they won't buy me the new iPhone

2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?

15 year old girl: pffft duh ya

2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.

by 1jazzydiva October 13, 2011

Traditude

A conjunction of the words "traditional" and "attitude", it is the negative attitude displayed by a number of Traditionalist Catholics.

Traditude can be identified by the "holier-than-thou" mindset displayed towards those who attend the Ordinary Form of Mass, as well as the Mass itself.

Traditionalist Catholic: "The bishop came to our parish for confirmation and was absolutely amazed by our schola. He asked me to teach the Diocesan Choir to sing polyphony and Gregorian Chant. Over my dead body! If THEY want ME to teach them, then THEY need to come and ask ME. I'm not going to offer to help THEM."

TLM New Comer: *Whoa! Lady's got a bad case of traditude.* "Really? It's unfortunate you feel that way. The Diocesan Choir really needs your help. No deacon should have to prostrate himself to the sound of the modernist version of the Litany Of the Saints while Origen is being invoked." *Leaves parish and never returns*

TLM Newbie: "Yeah, I went to the TLM in my old diocese a couple of times, but I couldn't stand being there. Way too much traditude."

by JBI42 March 27, 2012

grattitude

Being sassy or ungrateful when thanking someone

"Yeah whatever, thanks."
"Dude, what's with the grattitude?"

by Senor Wolfie September 24, 2013