Gorf

The action of squatting down low with your arms over each other like a russian dancer and bobbing up and down while repeatedly saying "Gorf".

Sean kicked me yesterday after I gorfed down the entire hallway.

by Zachary Napolitano March 28, 2007

Gorf

Acronym for Good Ol' Regular Folk.

Used to describe non-collegiate athletes in a derogatory way.

I hate GORFs. They just go to class for an hour then go play with their twats at home.

by OT10 May 7, 2010

Gorf

(verb) to stuff a large amount of food into your mouth; to eat something as quickly as possible, with minimal chewing; syn with "stuff your face"

The muffin was so delicious I gorfed it while laughing.

The pizza was so good we totally gorfed it.

Dude don't gorf your food, it's gross.

by Lucy T-W September 14, 2017

Gorf

The act of performing desperate fellatio to the boss should he suddenly appear. The word comes from the exaggerated sound of someone trying to swallow dick. Usually performed by "Yes Men" and "wannabes". The key to spotting this type of employee is to wait for the first one to break from the group, and make a beeline to update the boss on the status of the job, offer coffee, or just praise what a wonderful job he is doing.

Wow he must really want that raise! Look at him gorf the bosses dick!

by Richmeister August 20, 2014

Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Gorf

A marijuana bowl with a green little frog on it

"Hey look at the new bowl i got, his name is Gorf"

by tripper08 October 6, 2019

Gorf

Noun, the pungent mixture of dirt, urine, vomit and stale beer that accumulates on the floor of fraternity basements.

"There was so much gorf down there that my sneakers stuck to the floor."
"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."

by CannibalGuppy December 26, 2008