Gopher 

Somebody who annoys people and spam texts them the word fort, he has no life and spends all his time on fortnite

Me out with friends,

Gopher: get on fort
Me: I’m outside,

Gopher: idc use somebody’s phone and play fortnite mobile.

Gopher by Botboy96 July 15, 2019

Gopher 

When your busting for a shit and your holding on, and the shit pops its head out and tough's your underwear and pop's back up your ass and continues to repeat untill you find a toilet to release...

Person 1. : hey babe I have a gopher.
Person 2. : wtf
Person 1. : shit just touched my jocks and sucked back up my ass.
Person 2. : you grot...lol

Gopher by Luke 7279 June 12, 2013

gopher 

An evil rodent that spreads the evil monkey pox disease. They have sold their souls to their satanic leaders- the monkeys- in exchange for eternal dominion over their arch nemesis: the weasels.

I bought a gopher at the petshop. Then I contracted monkey pox and died.

gopher by Fowzilla November 25, 2003

gopher 

a rich kid that pretends to be poor to seem cool like all the other druggie kids but actually has a 4.3 gpa and lives in a mansion

ann:
look at that guy shopping at juicy with his girlfriend, look he bought a $5550 shirt
bella:
but why is he so dirty and poor looking?
ann:
because he's a gopher

gopher by iceicebaby12131231 April 29, 2007

gopher 

to go, in the spirit of going dumb. normally used to describe something.

origin: Aaron Hall started using it in 2006 as a bastardized form of goes...the term then spread faster than the clap

a-star: yo myspace name from tech n9ne...that gopher

gopher by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 9, 2006

gopher 

a person on halo 2 who gets on a turret and stays on it until they are killed.

snipe that gopher at the front of the base.

gopher by sklaid April 12, 2005

gopher 

something unsightly, the penis

That kid had a big gopher.

gopher by yoyofosho October 29, 2003