gopher

a rich kid that pretends to be poor to seem cool like all the other druggie kids but actually has a 4.3 gpa and lives in a mansion

ann:
look at that guy shopping at juicy with his girlfriend, look he bought a $5550 shirt
bella:
but why is he so dirty and poor looking?
ann:
because he's a gopher

by iceicebaby12131231 April 23, 2007

gopher

to go, in the spirit of going dumb. normally used to describe something.

origin: Aaron Hall started using it in 2006 as a bastardized form of goes...the term then spread faster than the clap

a-star: yo myspace name from tech n9ne...that gopher

by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 8, 2006

gopher

a person on halo 2 who gets on a turret and stays on it until they are killed.

snipe that gopher at the front of the base.

by sklaid April 12, 2005

gopher

something unsightly, the penis

That kid had a big gopher.

by yoyofosho October 29, 2003

gopher

Someone who wears clown shoes and brings his superior employer coffee.
IE: Moped and JP

"Hey, you keep doing that I'm gonna make you my gopher"

by EZFunds May 12, 2006

gopher

a word used to describe anything. sometimes used when you don't want to say something in front of someone.

John:"That play was so gopher"
Kevin:"That chick's ass is mega gopher."

by ThatSnoverKid October 4, 2007

gopher

(adj) gay, either seriously homosexual or just lame/uncool, to be used around people who are opposed to casual use of the word "gay"
(noun) a person who is gay or someone you just don't like, alternative to faggot, etc.
(verb, to gopher-hole) to have gay sex

(adj) Man, that workout today was so gopher, we swam like 6300 yards.
(noun) Look at that gopher with the nose ring and the tight pants, I'll bet he likes men.
(verb) Don't bother Alex and Teale, they're over in the other room gopher-holing each other.

by Jesse Janko April 27, 2008