GOOSENECK

an annoying little bastard that hounds you to put a definition in Urbandictionary .com
<GOOSENECK> do a GOOSEY
<GOOSENECK> GOOSENECK def
<GOOSENECK> go go now now
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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Reverse Gooseneck

Not letting a man get a boner before sex,
so you put a flaccid penis into a woman's vagina,

then while it is in the vagina,

the man gets a boner so the woman feels it

getting harder and going up the whole time.
friend: So how was your rendezvous with him last night?
woman to friend: Excellent! We totally did the Reverse Gooseneck last night!
friend: is that fun?
Woman: Hell yeah! I felt it go up the whole time!
by Banana Hammock Brand October 13, 2009
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Gooseneck bitch

That one long necked bitch that always be runnin her god damn mouth
Ex- Ms.JewTesticle was saying that I couldn’t read so I called her a gooseneck bitch
by JewFaggotTesticles69 May 29, 2019
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Wring My Gooseneck

A colloquial way to reference an old fashioned tug job on a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged and busts a heavy cum rope.
Rachel’s going to wring my goose neck tonight. I can’t wait to get home. Gonna rope her up good. Muh ballz are full.

You mum said she would wring my gooseneck tonight as soon as you are asleep. Go to bed braaahhhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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Sloppy-Toppy gooseneck

Head is so satisfying that you honk like a goose and shit out your ass
Ashton gave me that sloppy-toppy gooseneck last night and I was honking all night.
by Ivaclit11 August 19, 2019
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Gooseneckers

when u yell at a random person real loud and they quickly turn around with their neck held high like a goose
damn man theres a hell of a lot of gooseneckers out in that yard
by lhorne November 13, 2011
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gooseneck

a really hairy pair of mouldy balls but a small dick. lots of people have these so girls,WATCH OUT.these also hurt in sex:)
"ewwww,craigs got a gooseneck"
by SpAsTiCbIrD March 07, 2019
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