1. If you find yourself on the toilet releasing a diarrhetic shit whilst puking in a garbage bag, your gootrition level is high.
2. If you are eating loads of trans and saturated fats and washing them down with pizza grease, your gootrition level is high.
3. Fat.
2. If you are eating loads of trans and saturated fats and washing them down with pizza grease, your gootrition level is high.
3. Fat.
by Guzman III October 9, 2009
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Goori is one of the best people to grace the earth and the kindest, most generous person you will ever meet. She will love u more than anyone else and will do anything for u in a heartbeat. She will be ur partner in crime and will always cheer u up. She will stick with u through thick and thin and is the perfect friend one could aspire for . She is sarcastic and funny and compassionate and empathetic . She is brave and stubborn and spirited. She would never intentionally hurt u but would kill someone who did. i could go on and on about how much i love her because i truly believe i will never find any like her in my lifetime . p.s her dark circles <3<3.
by ALLURISITARAM April 11, 2021
Get the GOORI mug.A mental state of mind where you become too able to switch from a positive mood to a negative mood that you realize not to think positive or negitive so you are thinking goonitive.
People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
Dave: Yo I couldn't decide on what to with this wallet i found on the ground.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)
Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)
Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.
by Goondued November 4, 2011
Get the goonitive mug.A really immature person who has no friends. He tries his best to be funny but fails. He can sometimes be kind but that is rare. He often loses things and says people stole it.
by Katrien=mature May 20, 2013
Get the Gorrit mug.A term used to describe the African-American accent. It is derived from the southern accent of the United States of America. It originated from the 16th through the 19th centuries as Africans were transported to the colonies in North and South America to be sold as slaves. In North America, the sounds of the original African languages merged with the sounds of the southerners who taught the Africans to speak English. The result was an African-American accent which survives to this day. "HOO-bit-y GOO-bit-y" is primarily spoken when African-Americans gather together informally, but it is avoided by African-Americans when speaking as a news anchor or in other professional situations.
"Hoobity goobity" includes the following words and phrases. . . . . . . WORDS: (still = STEAL; will = WHEEL; bed = BAY-id; red = RAY-id; edge = AGE; boil = BALL; tripping = TRIPPIN'; ask = AXE; on = AWN; toll = TOE; police = PO-lease; fifty = FITty; poor = PO) . . . . . . . PHRASES: (Hell no! = HAIL no!; My baby's mother = My BABY momma; He does = He DO; She has been running = She BEEN RUNNIN'; He often works on Tuesdays = He BE WORKIN' Tuesdays; I didn't go anywhere = I didn't go NOWHERE; You're crazy = YOU crazy; She's my sister = SHE my SISTA; She writes poetry = She WRITE poetry; Why aren't they going? = Why THEY AIN'T GOIN'?; You all = Y'ALL; I can't do that = I can't do DAT.)
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