gooning 

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

gooning by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016

goosin

to really want something

im absolutely GOOSIN for naked fred durst pics right now

goosin by notgayforfreddurst63 September 26, 2021

Goosin

To consume Grey Goose vodka or similar, with the intent of getting intoxicated. Once Drunk term changes to Goosed.

Goosin before a heavy night out.

Goosin by willy_p October 20, 2013

goonie boon 

A goonie boon is a nut house where crazy people live, also known as an insane asylum.

While at work dealing with customers who drive us nuts, Anthony and I feel like we are going to wind up in the goonie boon.

goonie boon by DougieDinos January 13, 2011

gooning 

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.

it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.

i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!

omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!

gooning by 3meitloml May 2, 2023

Cappin’ and gownin’ 

When your homie caping and you need to call him out for it

Hey anesh stop cappin’ and gownin’ about getting stds from that hooker

Cappin’ and gownin’ by Bobthebeastmarley January 10, 2021

Goonie Movement 

A family organization/movement to intimidate opponents with their sly skills as they gradually take over the world, threatens to barricade the throat of your avidity, a group that associates the disturbed and the physically pleasing, to make others have the need to relinquish with the Goonies flow of eloquence and ruthless personalities. Also, Feel intense or passionate dislike for basics, ratchets and those who are thirsty. Yet, they low-key tend to love and care for those who are worth it and are about the fam/organization. In order to be apart of the Goonie Movement, you MUST go through initiation and/or be a ride or die.

See the following words if confused: ruthless, trust, family, fresh, delinquents, commitment, non-basic, thugs, classy, trill, illest, ill, real as fuck

Girl: Can I be a Goonie or apart of the Goonie Movement?

Goonie Member: No. The thirst is real.

Goonie Movement by goon1enation September 25, 2012