gookie

a man’s perineum.

guy: they ate my gookie so good last night.

other person: oooh, i know that gookie good.

by cuntress-in-action March 15, 2026

gookie cookie

A delicious dessert item sold by Michael Scott at his convenience store.

Michael: Well, I have some very delicious gookie cookie, only 99 cents plus tax!

by lola.mkv April 28, 2020

gookie monster

A person of eastern asian origins.

as i was driving through campus i hit a gookie monster on a bike.

by pohi44 August 31, 2008

gookie cookie

When a group of males participating in a circle jerk direct their ejaculate onto a cookie. That cookie, frosted with semen, is the gookie cookie. Typically, the last person in the circle to ejaculate eats the gookie cookie. This is similar to the limp biscut.

I think the reason Jeff is always the last to ejaculate is because he really enjoys eating the high protien gookie cookie.

by Aaron from Rochester August 30, 2005

Gookie Gookie

Said by Michael Scott in an episode on racial training.

Mocking Indian culture food on a humorous basis or mocking anyone named Juan Cruz, Jason Bravo, Jonathan Romero, or Brian Mendoza.

juan is being very gookie gookie.

by Shakezilla45 February 19, 2019

gookie blanket

any blanket a white person would not use, preferred by those of Asian descent. Three out of four gookie blankets are infected with SARS.

Ahhh man that asian kid brought in his gookie blanket for show and tell, we need to get some chicken soup and ginger ale or we'll get SARS.

by Tyrone "The Kid" Jackson March 1, 2008

Gookie Cookie

When a group of youths gather at a function under the eyes of adonai, and began to explore their male appendages in unison. The game is complete when the Pivot man, usually with an elephant tusk size endowment, outlests all and paints the cookie with his hot excretion.

Few had doubts that Bily Vine would not emerge as the champion at this years Gookie Cookie Invitatational as he had the largest tusk most had ever seen.

by Lloyd G-Man September 15, 2005