gookemon

A mix of an asian and a pokemon, often resulting from intense gameboy playing in which the player starts to resemble his pokemon.
When a person, usually asian begins to think that they are a pokemon or refers to themself as a pokemon
Reverse form is a pokegook in which a pokemon begins to think they are an asian person (see meowth)

RJ: Dude Max has been playing pokemon a lot lately
David: Yeah he's a gookemon

Max: Pikachu on deck
David: You mean gookemon

by Rumblefighterbro November 21, 2011

Gookberry

A person of asian heritage, usually Korean, who wears cherry red lipstick. One of the most offensive slang terms you could call someone.

Woody: " Yo look at that over there!"

Elwood: "Fucking gookberrys!"

by youngwood November 17, 2010

gookie monster

A person of eastern asian origins.

as i was driving through campus i hit a gookie monster on a bike.

by pohi44 August 31, 2008

Gookenstein

Typically a person who plays a sport and is extremely un-athletic. An overall goofy person

Example: See that guy over there, he’s wearing short socks on the court. What a gookenstein.

by FBR3 January 11, 2020

gooker

A particularily bad professional wrestling gimmick, similar to that of the Gobbledy Gooker, which was the gimmick given to Eddie Guerrero's brother Hector. The Gooker wore a full-body turkey suit and once danced with Mean Gene Okerlund at Survivor Series

The Boogeyman is a total gooker.

by Mr Gentleman December 6, 2006

gookie cookie

When a group of males participating in a circle jerk direct their ejaculate onto a cookie. That cookie, frosted with semen, is the gookie cookie. Typically, the last person in the circle to ejaculate eats the gookie cookie. This is similar to the limp biscut.

I think the reason Jeff is always the last to ejaculate is because he really enjoys eating the high protien gookie cookie.

by Aaron from Rochester August 30, 2005

gooked

Result of a deception or fraud.

Dude 1: Check out this DVD player I just got, this guy sold it to me for $150.

Dude 2: They're selling that at Costco for $40. You got gooked, man.

by Robrandt May 22, 2006