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googletard

One who posts a question that could easily be answered by a search engine or wiki in a forum or chat room.
Post: Hay guyz, what is the capital of Iceland?
Reply: You are a Googletard

Post: Yo, what is a good bait for Tiger Muskie?
Reply: You have taken Googletarding to a new level
by fairman January 2, 2009
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Googletard

Anyone who works for or codes any app for Google
Why is my phone so slow? Friggin Googletards don't know how to code anything useful.
"Mommy can i have some more cheezy poofs?" said the Googletard as he played with his pebble watch while watching anime
by noneyo June 12, 2015
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Googleworthy

Any person, place, thing or concept that has enough mention on the web to be cataloged by Google. Derrived from the term "spongeworthy" created by the Seinfeld TV sitcom.
"I always thought that guy didn't even know how to plug in a computer, but apparently a lot of things he wrote are Googleworthy."
by VikingLoki March 28, 2007
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googlesnort

Can you pass me the butter please? Sure there you go. Thank you. Your Welcome. Googlesnort
by acidbeaver September 22, 2006
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Googlebator

Somebody that gets off on all things google and can't wait to get "Buzzed", catch a "Wave", and experiment with the latest lab result. This person usually has stained posters of Sergey and Larry in their bedroom and has collected every different google.com home page image and compiled it into a bed sheet that they use to wipe off the results of their excitement.
After Google Buzz was released Jon, a frequent googlebator, announced the death of twitter and all things social.
by NullReference February 16, 2010
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Googlelator

Noun: affectionate nick-name for Google, especially when it is being used on the Iphone.
Verb: see Googlelate
Adjective: see Googlelating
When is Jackson Browne's birthday? Let me go to the Googlelator to find out!
by Wendi G February 28, 2010
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googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.
Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."
by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008
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