A sharp upward yank on another person's gonchies. Usually painful but entertaining to behold. An especially useful technique in warding off unwanted and raunchy immigrants who like showing chest hair.
Person 1: Dude, i'll give you ten bucks if you give blagloslav a gonch pull.
Person 2: I'll do it for free! Uh, do you have any gloves?
by Dexter March 26, 2003
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To fool someone into believing that a non-existent movie or show is real. Derived from a meme that went viral on Tumblr. The joke was to fool others into believing that the movie Goncharov (1973) was a real film directed by Martin Scorsese, when in fact, the film does not exist and is completely made up.
"This movie doesn't exist, I think they're trying to Gonch us."

"Oh no, I think we've been Gonched."
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1. A based object, situation, or individual
2. Particularly swagged out or rad at
3. A receiver of simping (see “resimpient”)
4. God or a God-like being
5. The Instagram page @gonch.worldwide
1. “‘Fish have permanent side eye’ is a gonched idea”
2. “Yo they’re really gonched out with those peculiar loafers”
3. “Evan isn’t a munch, Evan is a gonch!”
4. "That's on Gonch."
"Gonch willing"
5. "New Gonch post just dropped!"
by Ezzy Wezzy September 1, 2023
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