Gotcha Game

A video game that bombards you with microtransactions, usually "free to play".

The word is derived from how the games usually "get you" by luring you in with quick and rewarding mechanics at first, only to take those mechanics away and charge for them later on.

Friend #1: Hey, do you play Clash of Clans?
Friend #2: Sorry man, I don't play gotcha games.

by cowthe2000 October 27, 2019

Gonch Rocket

Erect penis contained by your underwear or gonch.

At the strip club, the other night, I had trouble concealing my gonch rocket.

by shirtzooka March 31, 2010

Ganchav

Slang term for a vagina.

That bitch has a tight ganchav.

by Catchit July 4, 2012

Gonch Pad

The backside of the kneecap.

The man caressed my gonch pad

by Sir erplebottom January 29, 2019

Goncalves

1.Portuguese men who have large penises.
2.Smart Jocks who know how to seal the deal with any girl they get with. They are bound to grow up to have successful lives.
3.Common last name of portugal equal to smith in the US.

Wow you may be black but you aren't a Goncalves.

by Daniel Goncalves February 23, 2008

goochasaurus

Acrusty layer of skin over the gooch resembling a dinosaurs rough skin.

The bitches goochasaurus was out in the jungle.

by josh grier July 27, 2005

Gotcha Covered

A fictional retail outlet specializing in all weather outdoor covers for boats,campers,RVs,collector cars and now offering panties for extra large ladies.

I'm going to Gotcha Covered to buy the old lady some "bloomers".

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011