Golden State Warriors 

Would make good chum.

If you could envision the Golden State Warriors on a championship party boat in San Francisco Bay sinking into frenzied shark-infested waters there then I like you. Can't you just see a hammerhead mistaking Draymond Green for a sea lion, the way he flops around?

Golden State Warriors by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Golden State Warriors 

The most dull team to watch in all of basketball, since their primary focus is on shooting 3's as often as possible.

Watching the Golden State Warriors makes you miss watching basketball in the 90's, when 3 pointers were more of a complimentary part of the game than something it revolved around.

Golden State Warriors by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023

Golden State Warriors 

A team that knows how to manipulate the seeding so that they never look like the big bad bullies of the West (even though they have the mentality of bullies, they feel like they can easily defeat about any team that goes against them and extend their dynasty). You don't often see them as the number one seed in the West because that's harder to maintain (especially for more than one year, with consistency), since every other team is coming for you and you're not under anyone's radar that way.

The Golden State Warriors want to get away with being bullies, that's why they're not always the number one seed in the West (that would actually make it harder for them to win championships). Last year they were number three, this year they're number six, that way they look like underdogs on paper to at least one other team going against them.

Golden State Warriors by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023

Golden State Warriors 

A team that loves to humiliate (or as they call it humble) other teams/players with their abundance of conventional wisdom.

The Golden State Warriors seem like kind of a mean spirited dynasty.

Golden State Warriors by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023

Golden State Warriors 

How many other teams have had at least 3 of their main players together for most of 10 years besides the Golden State Warriors? Every other team seems to have a revolving door for star players.

The Golden State Warriors keep all their star players because they're one of the richest teams. Of course they can be the most dominant team of the last 10 years, hardly any other teams, if any, have been together as long. It's a lot harder to win with a team that hasn't been together long.

Golden State Warriors by Snowboy Jr. April 30, 2023

Golden State Warriors 

A team that is in the western conference and are absolutely horrible with the only good players being Trayce Jackson-Davis, Jonathan Kuminga, and Stephen Curry. Klay Thompson is terrible, Draymond Green has 150 techs, making him qualify for the UFC probably, and they need a roster update. Brandin Podziemski is only a rookie and is not good. They only acquired Pat Spencer to let him play like 6 games.

Dog water golden state warriors

Golden State Warriors by skibidibasketballfan March 21, 2024

golden state warriors fans 

typically a bandwagon piece of shit with low intellect and have just recently been exposed to stooph carry AKA stephanie curry and snake durag AKA kevin dipshit.these know-it-all frick heads are the parasitical scum of the NBA and we need to exterminate every single one of these pieces of shit and throw them onto a desert island with no food.

golden state warriors fans:
bandwagoner:HAHA stooph carry and snake durag are the best duo in the league!MVP MVP,we are going to win the championship!
REAL NBA fan:Name one other player in the warriors that isn't in the starting line up
bandwagoner: ...
bandwagoner: i have no idea because i'm the scum of the NBA and need to extradited to a desert island with no food or resources

golden state warriors fans by Murphy1144 June 2, 2019