Goobering

The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.

Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!

Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?

Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!

by AlwayLoading September 18, 2017

glitteringopal

A motherfucking gorilla watch out folks she'll eat you up

The glitteringopal is chasing me run!

by Jordanok July 18, 2014

Getering

What happens during the live performance of 'Sledgehammer' by Peter Gabriel. The move is the thrusting of the hips alongside rapid arm movements towards the head.

'I'm watching Sledgehammer Live in Athens!'

'Oh really that's cool look he's - oh whats that'

'Oh dear. He's Getering again'

by Killer_Vybz February 1, 2023

dong loitering

The act of presenting your junk in such a way as to attract eye contact. This may be done by either using either "the bulge "or "the full reveal" techniques.

Sully was dong loitering at the bar last night. Bitches can't stop staring at his boner through his sweatpants.

by AnonymousForRealzies March 12, 2014

loitering

What you are doing if you are sitting in a parking lot, usually at a 7-11 waiting for a girl that you havent seen forever to pass by.

We were loitering at 7-11 for no good reason

by Steven April 14, 2005

gophering

when you use vaseline to cover an entire gopher and then let it slip up into your ass cavity. this can be excruciatingly painful or immeasurably pleasurable depending on how big your asshole can open up.

boy! get my tub o vaseline! ima lube this damn gopher up and teach him a lesson once and fer all! time fer some gophering...

by k07n March 1, 2016

Glittering

Using a coupon on something it's not intended for. Also known in the coupon world as balanced couponing; FRAUD.

M bitches and I went glittering today! We bought 24 packs of crayons with our shampoo coupons!

by ThatsNotHowThisWorks May 15, 2016