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David Goggins

Hardest mother fucker in the world.

He's a retired navy seal, ultra marathon runner, athlete, public speaker and also a writer.his famous book" Can't hurt me".
He is famous for his motivational talk with not just words but through actions.

David goggins is the type of guy who gives his teacher home work.
Goggins favourite hobbies include
1. Going for a jog in a thunderstorm.
2. Swimming in freeing cold water.
3. Tying himself up and drowning in a lake.
Person1: hey man I don't feel like going for a run.
David Goggins: put your shoes on man, don't get poopy pants on me!
Person 1: I wanna take a day off.
David goggins: Merry Christmas mother fucker!!
by Abducted_by_aliens August 16, 2022
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Brass Goblin

Someone who collects/steals your empty cases whilst your still shooting, with zero consideration of whether your going to collect them to reload yourself.
I was shooting my new 6.5CM only to turn around and catch this Brass Goblin with his tote catching my brass out of the air!
by Hunt Shoot Offroad September 17, 2020
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Japanese Goblin

WE ARE THE JAPANESE GOBLIN. DO YOU HAVE the knight jumping high at the Oni slayer? I AM um... JAPANESE GOBLIN. Red, Blue, Yellow Onis AND MORE! HIGH VIVID CHARTREUSE-GREEN Oni. SEXY MEDIUM VIOLET Oni. Purple blooming Rhododendron Oni. Lalala I wonder can we cause a pandaemonium TONIGHT? HIGH TENSION JAPANESE GOBLIN. DRUNK, HAPPY, slowly getting tipsy. I AM um... JAPANESE GOBLIN. LET'S GO moon viewing, sing, and make a fuss! Wrap ourselves with wrapping paper or something SHALL WE? Even humans or ghosts, I'll make them see stars. It's not that bad, It's not that bad. BREAK OUT and let's party!
I like japanese goblin *insert Japanese Goblin Song*
by Lifey325 March 14, 2022
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slip one past the goalie

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.
Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.
by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003
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Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

The mental illness in which you cannot play games that don't have constant gameplay or excitement, without getting bored.
"My brother and I don't like Animal Crossing New Horizons because we both have Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain."
by xXfrenchboiXx17 October 2, 2020
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El Goblino

A mythical creature thought to be dwelling in the depth of the basement of Chance "Soda poppin" Morris. The creature is depicted as a being with a humanoid structure walking on all fours with an arched back. He will always attack from behind when you least expect it.
Oh. My. God. What. Is. That. Behind. you. ITS EL GOBLINO EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! 7777777777777777777777777777777777 LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 2_?
by high-def July 26, 2019
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cuck goblin

A man who sneaks out in the middle of the night to meet his girlfriend or another woman to eat the cum from multiple guys inside of her vagina.
Dude, is that Marc?
Yeah Tone, Marc is a Cuck Goblin.
A Cuck Goblin, what’s that Randy?
It’s when Marc sneaks out late at night to eat the cum of multiple men from his girl’s vagina.

Oh man Randy - that’s messed up... He’s a real Cuck goblin!
by AnitaAnu May 23, 2018
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