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God Damn It Dylan!

When something goes wrong, it’s definitely Dylan's fault.

When in doubt, it’s always blamed on Dylan.
Why wont this equipment work?.. God Damn it Dylan!

God damn it all to hell 

1. a phrase used when in complete despair (getting hurt, getting your car stolen, etc.)

2. God damning each and every creature to hell
1. Goddamn it all to hell, i'm being court martialed and i barely became a corporal

2. May God Damn it ALL to hell!

GOD DAMN IT KRIS! 

A Trend from Toby Fox's Deltarune Chapter 2.
GOD DAMN IT KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

god damn it 

an expression beavers use when their dam breaks
God damn it, our god damn dam broke again...FUCK IT
god damn it by green giant March 9, 2003

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house 

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house
god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

God God Dammit Dammit

From Mitch Hedberg's comedy bit about the vending machine with an HH button. He presses H twice instead of the HH button and gets the wrong snack.

Generally, an exclamation of extreme frustration.

Specifically, an exclamation of extreme frustration when you made the wrong choice based on insufficient or faulty information, usually said of something trivial like getting the wrong snack out of a vending machine.
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a HH button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit." - Mitch Hedberg

Ah, man! I ordered the deluxe platter and it turns out it's a fuckin' veggie burger and a soy-based milkshake. God God Dammit Dammit!

She told me over the internet that she was a virgin, and I was all excited, but it turns out she's also really ugly. God God Dammit Dammit!