gobblesmack

a type of shock when something shocking has been said or done

have you heard about the banning of glue stick
im gobblesmacked

by gobblesmackleah February 18, 2025

gobbleface

this grl who hates everything cept like cake n this other grl

she swears her hairs not red n she dont got flakes

she carries around a screwdriver n likes to stab people wit it

shes insecure bout her hair n umm her screwdriver

holy shit watch out here comes gobbleface n her screwdriver!

by FEDIW April 12, 2005

gobblefuck

When you face fuck someone, they say your name, and you fuck their face as fast as you can producing a turkey gobble noise.

I wanted to hear my name and feel vibration on my dick, so I gobblefucked them.

by overheadstoragecompartment September 21, 2019

Gooblesmackle

Complete and utter nonsense. Basically an alternate for "bullshit"

I must depart to my notes, which are, to put it lightly, are far more reliable than this gooblesmackle.

by TertiarySyphilis1234 January 14, 2024

gooblesmackle

Complete and utter nonsense, basically.

I must depart to my notes, which are, to put it lightly, far more reliable than this gooblesmackle.

by TertiarySyphilis1234 January 14, 2024

Gobblecock

Ipswich woman who likes to ride the joey kangaroo and anything else going. Goes by trees are green

Trees are green is gobblecocking ger way around Ipswich

by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023

gooblesmackle

Complete and utter nonsense. Often having to do with misinformation about politics, conflicts, or other current events.

I go to NPR to get my news, which is, to put it lightly, far more reliable than the gooblesmackle known as Twitter.

by TertiarySyphilis1234 February 12, 2024