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gobbledygeek

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.
I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.
by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012
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Green Gobbler

One who consumes copious amounts of marijuana.
Hey, Michael, you're such a Green Gobbler...
by halifaxanadu August 12, 2009
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douche-gobbler

Someone who has exceded the limitations of being an ordinary douchebag or doucher. Someone that is so lame their only purpose on this earth is gobbling douches.
Tim is such a huge douche-gobbler because he is mainly concerned with the north fargo taco bell closing
by EmDix January 20, 2009
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Cock Gobbling

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling
You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling
by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009
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Glizzy Gobbler

A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.
"Did you see that guy eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."
by GetAwayNick July 7, 2020
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Gobbaya

Our president is a real gobbaya
by ntwobike June 26, 2018
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