goatlets

A large number or amount

"Hey, can I have a Dorito?"
"Have as many as you want -- I've got goatlets of them."

by Cribis B. October 21, 2006

Floss goatley

an emo who likes to whip of their under garments and rub their bum against a pole, tree or samsterking because it feels good

dammmmnnnn that dog humping that tree is sexy, thats a floss goatley

by longpenis January 6, 2022

goatlover

Blokes who like hairesque women. Someone of perverse sexual orientation. He who loves goats.

Beeg went with Big'un last night, what a fuckin goatlover

by ozkev November 1, 2007

Goateyed

One eye looking one direction, the other eye looking different direction.

I didn't know if she was talking to me or you.
She is goateyed bad!

by firebossnubbin March 6, 2011

goatlet

a small or baby goat

"We went to the farm to pet the goatlets."

by Señor Bob December 9, 2008

Goatsy Mare

1. A man's asshole, usually stretched in nature. 2. A popular internet video depicting the stretching of a man's asshole. 3. A goat that may come across as being a little bit sexy.

1. Omg.. i just got boned in the goatsy mare.
2. Holy ^%$^ i just watched goatsy mare, and it was hot!
3. Damn, id give anything to get with that goatsy mare.

by Macgrubski24 June 16, 2010

goatzy

The legendary cross breed you get when a donkey and a goat have had a few beers and decide to shag
AKA a satanic offering to the world that brings about the destruction of mankind with its enormous Penis

Man, I saw a goatzy yesterday, my ass is still bleeding!

by AshesAndAces December 18, 2015