Norwegian Goat Fucker 

A person, typically Norwegian or Scandinavian, who enjoys penetrating or being penetrated by a goat. This penetration can be oral, anal, or vaginal. Can be derogatory, usually not.

Person A- Man, somebody pickpocketed me in Oslo.
Person B- What a real Norwegian Goat Fucker.

Norwegian Goat Fucker by RealNorwegianGoatFucker February 9, 2017

Goat Mother Fucker 

Whenever said, will win you any argument unless scientifically proven wrong.

Bob: The Earth is flat.
Tim: No it's not.
Bob: Goat Mother Fucker.
Tim: Oh dang, ur right.

Goat Mother Fucker by ShREk 420 69 May 30, 2018

Goat-Fuckers International 

A better name for ISIS, IS, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves now.

Federal Officer: After a brief investigation, we have concluded that the moron whose suicide vest blew up before he left the house had connections with Goat-Fuckers International .

Goat-Fuckers International by gfihater March 13, 2016

goat-fucked 

the process of getting so drunk that you would fuck a goat/that you feel like you have been fucked by a goat

Oh, gosh darn it, I got so goat-fucked last night that I don't feel so well today.

goat-fucked by piper a. January 1, 2009

Royally Goat Fucked 

A thousand times more intense than FUBAR. Unfixable, will never work

Is that a halloween mask? No...Man your face is royally goat fucked!

Royally Goat Fucked by snowman70 September 27, 2010

Fucked up goat 

Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.

I walked into my room the other day eating her own poo. she must be a fucked up goat.

Fucked up goat by Masterman2000 August 18, 2011

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker 

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations

...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021