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The glutes of regret

The process of waking up and seeing the ass before you and knowing its only there because of the riddiculous amount that you had drank the night before

this can cover an accidental gay expierence , a larger than life woman , or any other situation you wake into and instantly regret the ammount you drank the night before
After showering thoroughly Tom recieved a phone call

" You coming to the pub?"

A whimpered reply came back

"No...im not leaving home today i have suffered the glutes of regret !!"
by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009
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loot glutes

Tina Blerch's thighs in the time of looting during a hurricane from the popular show, "Bob's Burgers."
"I think I'm getting loot glutes." Tina Blerch
by JoAy September 28, 2013
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heavy duty glutes

1. A term used for a large protruding buttock or bubble butt.
by WordOfTheDayYO January 23, 2011
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Glute-Strings

A Physical condition inwhich the guteal muscle elongate and transend into the hamstrings achieving a flat appearence.
by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003
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Glutes masimusomos

Glutes maximuso is the scientific name for butt or ass or whatever you call it.
Now we’re are homosapiens right, so adding -omo to glutes maximus,,, and ladies, gents and nones we have glutes masimusomos
PEOPLE WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH BUTTS
...Don’t question my logic.
Are a glutes masimusomos?!
Literally everybody is.
by Useless buttlover April 2, 2020
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glute spreader

That last 60 miles of the trip was a real glute spreader
by Phudd December 11, 2023
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Glute Spread Nigga Sex

where 5 niggas hit simultaneous glute spreads and all start doing butt stuff
bro me and the bros hit a glute spread nigga sex last night
by NiggaPocSlay222222 August 24, 2025
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