When something is so good you grunt and slurp at the same time while consuming. I.E watermelon, wiener, soup.
A: what’s your girlfriend doing to that watermelon over there?
B: looks like she’s in a full on glurp
A:ah, the ole glurp glurp 3000
B: looks like she’s in a full on glurp
A:ah, the ole glurp glurp 3000
by Dogimabark September 19, 2022
by Squishyshit506 January 08, 2021
To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.
Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.
I think glurping is gross.
I think glurping is gross.
by lilantie May 19, 2009
by polkic May 18, 2010
The very distinct sound someones throat make after swallowing any type of warm or cold liquid or even gel. The swishy sounds as your throat retracts repeatedly making that hard almost greedy sound. This is called glurping.
Man #1;Damn man I really love to get her a cold drink when she finishes jogging.
Man#2;let me guess . Its her glurp right?
Man#1; Let me tell you the way she glurps I bet she is a sexy glurper especially in the bedroom when she is glurping.
Man#2 yeah she can glurp me anytime
Man#2;let me guess . Its her glurp right?
Man#1; Let me tell you the way she glurps I bet she is a sexy glurper especially in the bedroom when she is glurping.
Man#2 yeah she can glurp me anytime
by King Showout May 03, 2022
Verb: The act of sucking the semen off of a mans erect penis directly after he ejaculated in your rectum.
by Dr. Face May 30, 2009