Glurp

Nasty shit that hurts ur asshole that is the opposite of diarrhea

I really have to glurp.

by Squishyshit506 January 7, 2021

Glurp

When something is so good you grunt and slurp at the same time while consuming. I.E watermelon, wiener, soup.

A: what’s your girlfriend doing to that watermelon over there?
B: looks like she’s in a full on glurp
A:ah, the ole glurp glurp 3000

by Dogimabark September 19, 2022

Glurp

To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.

Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

I think glurping is gross.

by lilantie May 19, 2009

glurping

someone who hugs without pants

she likes glurping random citizens

by polkic May 18, 2010

Glurp

The very distinct sound someones throat make after swallowing any type of warm or cold liquid or even gel. The swishy sounds as your throat retracts repeatedly making that hard almost greedy sound. This is called glurping.

Man #1;Damn man I really love to get her a cold drink when she finishes jogging.
Man#2;let me guess . Its her glurp right?
Man#1; Let me tell you the way she glurps I bet she is a sexy glurper especially in the bedroom when she is glurping.
Man#2 yeah she can glurp me anytime

by King Showout May 3, 2022

slurp the glurp

Verb: The act of sucking the semen off of a mans erect penis directly after he ejaculated in your rectum.

I totally got that dirty street whore to slurp the glurp when I finished.

by Dr. Face May 30, 2009

Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.

Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"

by daaluu April 10, 2024