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get glocked... the most embarrassing way to loose a f1 championship. In a dramatic finale mere seconds later, Hamilton overtook Timo Glock's Toyota - slowing because he was still on dry tyres despite the falling rain in the closing laps - to clinch the fifth place he needed, and with it the driver's championship by just one point.
Felipe Massa gets glocked and looses a handy title!!!
by andrepromocao March 15, 2009
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Glocked up

the situation in which a person can't live without glocks.he gets locked with guns.Glock+Locked up=Glocked up.
"yo homie,they've got beef with me.so i'm glocked up now a days"
by Ra Skull August 2, 2012
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glocked

If I see a clown he's getting glocked
by im.a.flop October 26, 2016
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Fet gucked

Get laid, get lost, balls on your face, get stuffed, take a hide, get knotted
"That guy is a wicked asshole! Fet gucked!"
by yellowjeff September 18, 2015
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grucked

when you are being graped so hard, you wish you where being fucked instead
"why am i the one who always has to be grucked."
by mrasco December 14, 2014
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Glucker Schmuckly

Used to describe a blowjob without use of the mouth. Also used to define a fool.
Hey jimmy, my girl gave me a glucker schmuckly last night. Oh you're so lucky!
Steve is such a glucker schmuckly right? Totally.
by zooperpooper June 15, 2022
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gucked

To have received the guck guck 3000
yo dude, anhad is so gucked rn”
by nomenestdeus April 15, 2023
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