glocked

get glocked... the most embarrassing way to loose a f1 championship. In a dramatic finale mere seconds later, Hamilton overtook Timo Glock's Toyota - slowing because he was still on dry tyres despite the falling rain in the closing laps - to clinch the fifth place he needed, and with it the driver's championship by just one point.

Felipe Massa gets glocked and looses a handy title!!!

by andrepromocao March 15, 2009

Glocked up

the situation in which a person can't live without glocks.he gets locked with guns.Glock+Locked up=Glocked up.

"yo homie,they've got beef with me.so i'm glocked up now a days"

by Ra Skull August 2, 2012

glocked

Hit, or punched

If I see a clown he's getting glocked

by im.a.flop October 26, 2016

Fet gucked

Get laid, get lost, balls on your face, get stuffed, take a hide, get knotted

"That guy is a wicked asshole! Fet gucked!"

by yellowjeff September 18, 2015

grucked

when you are being graped so hard, you wish you where being fucked instead

"why am i the one who always has to be grucked."

by mrasco December 14, 2014

Glucker Schmuckly

Used to describe a blowjob without use of the mouth. Also used to define a fool.

Hey jimmy, my girl gave me a glucker schmuckly last night. Oh you're so lucky!
Steve is such a glucker schmuckly right? Totally.

by zooperpooper June 15, 2022

gucked

To have received the guck guck 3000

“yo dude, anhad is so gucked rn”

by nomenestdeus April 15, 2023