Glop

The standard unit of measurement used to describe one "spurt" of cum.

"I think he really likes me Brenda, he hit me with about three or four glops last night!"

by SlapperOfHams May 10, 2015

glip glop

it's like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for jews.

What up my glip glops!

by BurritoFist July 23, 2015

glop head

Heavy drinker, boozer, alcoholic.

He drank 20 pints of Stella, the glop head.

by Bob Cresswell September 20, 2006

Goobly-glop

That crusty shit on the bottom of your shirt after car sex. Not quite nut, not quite juices. A mixture that forms that white crustiness making it look like you spilled a little bit of creamy soup in your lap and poorly wiped it off.

We knew that they had stopped for a car quickie, his shirt had the goobly-glop all over the bottom

by MansUsuallyHot November 13, 2017

cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.

Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!

by YAWA April 26, 2022

Snop Glop

Snobby Girls that are hot messes

Oh my gosh Becky, Mindy is such a Snop Glop

by Chicken_Nuggeta February 27, 2019

gloop glop

A cracked out, drunk alcoholic, that walks around the streets like a zombie. Most of the time defying gravity. Speaking in a language that no one can decipher. Hails mainly from North Oakland, but can be seen in cities across the USA.

Oh my god check out that crazy crack head across the street screamin at traffic", Says Jim. Todd replies, " Nah thats just a local gloop glop.

by King Gloop July 9, 2011