Hamburger that has been browned and broken up for use in low brow culinary dishes such as Bolgnese sauce, Hamburger Helper, or Goonch Mloop Snerfels.
by Hunding June 7, 2011
Get the Goonch mug.A person who automatically assumes someone is fake, a douchebag, an asshole, a whore, or any other insult, for not liking them, going out with them, or some other egotistical reason.
A person is this especially when they say the person is any of the said insults.
A person is even moreso vulnerable to this term when the person under condemnation by the glooch has a legitimate reason to respond to their egotistical request.
A person is this especially when they say the person is any of the said insults.
A person is even moreso vulnerable to this term when the person under condemnation by the glooch has a legitimate reason to respond to their egotistical request.
Steve: He doesn't like her, and she wants to go out with him. So for some reason, she keeps calling him a fake douchebag who thinks he's higher than everyone else when he's just a kid like everyone else making use of what he has. She backs it up with every little mistake he's ever made, even when they're not related.
Bill: What a glooch; she apparently thinks her attitude will make up for the fact that she got denied - not because she's not good enough, but because he already has another girl.
Bill: What a glooch; she apparently thinks her attitude will make up for the fact that she got denied - not because she's not good enough, but because he already has another girl.
by Bill Ghoener November 7, 2009
Get the glooch mug.The sound a vagina makes when it is so loose that when the lips of the Vagina shut they make a clapping noise.
That poor woman had such bad goonch that it could be heard over the noise of the clapping crowd at the concert last night.
by David The Twin July 4, 2006
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The word Goonch is used to describe the area of skin between a penis and a vagina on a human Hermaphrodite
The word Goonch is used to describe the area of skin between a penis and a vagina on a human Hermaphrodite
by Zac River Storm February 6, 2008
Get the Goonch mug.An incredibly loose vagina, so loose that when the lips of the Vagina shut they make a clapping noise.
That poor woman had such bad goonch that it could be heard over the noise of the clapping crowd at the concert last night.
by David The Twin July 4, 2006
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by Rollupthe20 September 5, 2010
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