Gookenstein

Typically a person who plays a sport and is extremely un-athletic. An overall goofy person

Example: See that guy over there, he’s wearing short socks on the court. What a gookenstein.

by FBR3 January 11, 2020

glockenshpiel

an instrument played by the Irish native

Wow! That leprechaun really knows how to play the glockenshpiel!

by Mrs. McGillocuddy September 12, 2009

gooken

a wack chinese, japenese, or esp. korean person

yo shut the fuck up u triflin gooken

by j money August 24, 2003

Glockenspiel

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.

"Dude, I totally got a glockenspiel this morning. Now I need to go buy more ammo."

by JoeDissolvo August 30, 2011

Gookenschpaple

A Gookenschpaple is a person who simply gets offended at a joke which was not an insult, although they were making jokes that were actually offensive.

"Dude, I asked Chu why asian people eat dog and he got mad and said that Tyreese was a nigger and I should insult him. He's such a damn Gookenschpaple"

by YaMainManRoss May 19, 2019

Gookenheimer

A person of Asian decent who frequently likes to talk about German things and drink lots of German beers

"Do you see Pae over there? All he does is talk about how he loves Germans, and loves drinking German beers." "Ya man, what a total fucking gookenheimer!"

by IYAOFU May 6, 2013

Glockenspiel

The practice of a man running his erect penis over another person's rib cage.

"I played that biatch like a glockenspiel"

by Wizard Of Olz July 1, 2005