glonk

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

by ashyhoe August 20, 2018

Glockenspiel

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”

Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023

Glock Dookie

The most obnoxious shit a nigga can use to rob a nigga or use in jail. It contains a bunch of weird ass shit in a bottle, cup, or mug. This also contains shit, cum, booty juice, and even more fucked up shit

Person 1: Yo I’m bout to make a glock dookie
Person 2: Your weird buddy

by Saan! May 5, 2022

Glooks

A combination of good and looks into glooks. The two previous words together means good looking out for me. Glooks is just a shorter combination of the two words making more easily said. Thus "glooks" was born. Its pronouced "Gluhkchs"

Pete: *hands max the bart*
Max: Glooks for the bart bro I appreciate it.

by Glooks King February 7, 2020

glockglock 3000

To give someone some good head

did you do the nasty with jacob

yeah, i gave mans the glockglock 3000
that’s what’s up

by rich_nasle September 26, 2020

Glock Block

When an individual, with malicious intent or otherwise, does not allow you to play your glockenspiel.

A: "Wow that bitch wouldn't let my play my glockenspiel!"
B: "Dude, you totally got glock blocked!"

by mengohengo May 10, 2011

glonk

The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008