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Soviet Glonk

He is A being generally found along with Communist Amoeba. He, too, has only 1 aim in life and that is to establish world order by communism
Soviet Glonk shall fight for communism establishment.
by Communist Amoeba October 20, 2020
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glonk

v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.
by paleoderek September 10, 2011
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Glonk

You see that person over there? She's a total glonk.
by Thanos slong July 15, 2019
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gargoyle glonk

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.
Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum
by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014
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Glonk

When someone or something is absolutely fucking useless/does nothing and dies.
Keith: I feel like a glonk. I do nothing besides rot in my fuckin bed.

Peter: Dw ur more meaningful than my ranked teammates. They’re so retarted!
by fillthevoid_001 February 4, 2025
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Glink Glonk

The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.

Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.

You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024
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Glink Glonk

The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.

Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.

You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024
mugGet the Glink Glonkmug.

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