He is A being generally found along with Communist Amoeba. He, too, has only 1 aim in life and that is to establish world order by communism
by Communist Amoeba October 20, 2020

by paleoderek September 10, 2011

by Thanos slong July 15, 2019

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.
by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

Keith: I feel like a glonk. I do nothing besides rot in my fuckin bed.
Peter: Dw ur more meaningful than my ranked teammates. They’re so retarted!
Peter: Dw ur more meaningful than my ranked teammates. They’re so retarted!
by fillthevoid_001 February 4, 2025

The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024

The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024
