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Glomotoma

The condition where one does not do shit at work. The victim may constantly state that they "don't do this" or "don't do that". Named after our worthless housekeeper, Glo.
Sabrina is so worthless and doesn't do her work. She must have Glomotoma.
by smb0072962 August 22, 2022
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rotten globetrotter

Examples of rotten globetrotter include the fat one from Goonies, or Cartman from South Park.

"See that cake over there? Get a piece before the rotten globetrotter catches a whiff of it with his highly advanced super smelling."
by TuckerandTazFan June 12, 2012
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Globohomo

(noun, disparaging) flat vector illustration style; a simplistic digital art style using simplified, rounded geometry and uniform flat coloration. Paradoxically emphasizes the diversity of human subjects while appearing remarkably homogeneous. Commonly used in corporate propaganda.
Etymology: globalist + homogeneous
Searching for "diversity flat vector art" in an image search engine will produce thousands of works in the globohomo style.
by tp217 November 23, 2020
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Globohomo

Portmanteau of "Globalist Homogenization", and a critique of capitalism which claims that it is erasing cultural identities and traditional beauty. This is evident in the pervasive, samey-looking modern architecture styles (usually ones that are full of glass), that purport to be "modern" and "progressive" but are actually just ugly and depressing. Another example is the "corporate art style", known as "alegria", that is universially condemned as hideous.

Often mistakenly believed to be a portmanteau of "globalist homosexual" by both alt-right troglodytes and their critics. Globohomo is instead a critique of corporatism and how it homogenizes and devalues culture in the name of a futuristic utopian ideal. Everyone who is not a technocratic elite hates it for its fakeness and mass-produced nature, which is the same reason people tend to dislike kitsch art.
Person 1: Why does every city in the world look the same?
Person 2: Globohomo doesn't care about beauty because it's expensive.
by UDUser4820 March 3, 2022
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Globo-hobo

Somebody who has lived in various places in the world as a result of being the child of diplomats or travelling parents but doesn't really identify with any specific nationality or culture.
Yo so you were born in Germany, grew up in Mexico and Thailand but you now live in South Africa??! Shit man you are such a Globo-Hobo!
by Sir Spankelot November 29, 2010
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Harlem Globetrotter

A sexual act in which the female participant (generally a small woman) perches on the erect member of the supine male participant and spins around.
Man, I took that little chick home from the bar last night and did a Harlem Globetrotter. She had me whistling Sweet Georgia Brown.
by Rob and Mike August 6, 2007
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Gobot poor

Description of a kid, now adult, from the 80s who wasn't rich enough to get Transformers.

Since Gobots were cheap versions of Transformers "Gobot poor" kids would get them instead.

A Gobot poor kid was probably lower-middle class.
When I was a kid I never got good presents like Transformers because we were Gobot poor.
by smonkyou June 13, 2011
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