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Golden Globes

They're the awards that the Hollywood Foreign Press Association in theory gives to the best of cinema and television. They divide everything in two categories: comedy and drama. Once upon a time, the Golden Globes used to be taken seriously, but in recent years their nominees are movies that didn't even intended to be awarded (The Tourist, Bridesmaids, RED, Alice in Wonderland, etc.) and flicks that didn't even deserved it (Avatar the most notable example).

Since the rating drops in these past years, the HFPA has turned to the most desperate gimmicks like having the annoying comedian Ricky Gervais as its host and disposable teen idols like Megan Fox and Justin Bieber as presenters.
Golden Globes injustices:
a) Avatar winning best drama movie and District 9 being ignored in the category.
b) Glee winning over The Big Bang Theory as best comedy series.
c) Terri Hatcher winning as best comedy actress in a TV series while her superior co-star Marcia Cross didn't get anything.
by Batmanfan1 January 6, 2012
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Golden globes

Guy 1: Hey man did you see Mariahs breasts?
Guy 2: Man those are more than breasts, those are some golden globes she has!
by Mayor lele January 19, 2010
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trouser globes

the slang word for testicles.
from the testicles being round or oval and being contained in a hairy sack in your trousers.
originated by an aussie and his thought processes
you beaut' hairy trouser globes!
OR i got itchy trouser globes
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meat globes

Defines a man's nuts. Big ol swinging balls, or the globes of meat under one's rod.
Wow he's got some massive meat globes!!
Whoa Debby, I can see his meat globes swinging as he runs!
Yo bro don't fuck with my meat globes.
by B.A.007 January 23, 2017
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bro globes

Plural Noun
Male testes. Coined by Steve Harvey on Family Feud.
"I dangled my bro globes right in her face"
"Your mom likes to juggle bro globes all day"
by Möbius February 27, 2014
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Globers

It's a thing that comes out of the wiener when the player gets a pentakill on League of Legends.
OMG I JUST GOT A PENTA!!! I THINK SOME GLOBERS CAME OUT!!!
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bro globes

mens testicles that are huge, thus the word globes. the bro comes from brother
Get your (bro globes) out of my face. Those are a fine set of (bro globes). your underwear is too tight for your bro globes
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