gobbledygeek

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.

I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.

by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012

Green Gobbler

One who consumes copious amounts of marijuana.

Hey, Michael, you're such a Green Gobbler...

by halifaxanadu August 12, 2009

douche-gobbler

Someone who has exceded the limitations of being an ordinary douchebag or doucher. Someone that is so lame their only purpose on this earth is gobbling douches.

Tim is such a huge douche-gobbler because he is mainly concerned with the north fargo taco bell closing

by EmDix January 20, 2009

Glizzy Gobbler

A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.

"Did you see that guy eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."

by GetAwayNick July 7, 2020

glibber globber

the sound a person makes when someone bites the.
it is amplified when the bite is chonky.

*rucha bites kalyani*
kalyani: what the heck you bit me GLIBBER GLOBBER
rucha: NO! it wasnt me it was the passing by girl in blue hair.

by bluegirlbitme July 13, 2022

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Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

Gobble Gobble

A greeting used by management to inform employees that they need to work harder to out perform their coworkers as people will fired.

"Gobble Gobble" Anonymous CEO in a message to all employees after the initial round of layoffs

by c_ash November 30, 2022