glob is a senseless variant of blog a short more efficient variant of weblog. it has however raised the class level of weblogging to reaches never before achieved.
god wont those losers ever get with the times? blog is like so yesterday. all y'all wish you were as cool as me with my glob.
by bigposerhead February 08, 2005
When you take a fat hit of some kind of cannabis extract(usually dabs, on rare occasions hash is substituted) and it hits you so hard that you can barely remember your own name
Tyrone: yo, come thru. I just picked up some Errl
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.
**between 5 and 10 minutes later**
Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.
**between 5 and 10 minutes later**
Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit
by Fro (aka Smokey) February 03, 2017
Cryptic terminology used by a group of promiscious, backstabbing, meth-smoking, BB gun-slinging teenagers from Hertfordshire to talk about a mutual friend behind his back.
For instance, "Hey Michael! Did you see what /Glob/ just ate?"
"Yeah, John, I did! Stupid fat faggot."
"Yeah, John, I did! Stupid fat faggot."
by skinnybrah November 23, 2013
ignorant unattractive (generally fat) person who is popular because they spend all their parent's money on ugly clothing.
glob: hey! i haven't hung out with you for soo long! what are you wearing to semi?
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.
by elliot<33 April 27, 2006
The Sexual act of inserting ones specifically Left Breast into the rectum of a male parnter.
(for the act of inserting ones right chesticle, see; Flobbing)
(for the act of inserting ones right chesticle, see; Flobbing)
by KushPuppy November 29, 2019
by little lewd November 09, 2013