gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 6, 2003

Mr Goffard

Absolute madlad, teaches Spanish and walks like a penguin. Flirts with all lady teachers. Used to be a singer. Likes horses. Might be bisexual? May have a husband. Do we know? No we don’t. Not yet. Maybe someday. Don’t follow him on instagram or he’ll give you detention.

That mr goffard is an absolute legend

by Hooverz July 14, 2019

Gaffa

Slang used by backstage techies for Duct Tape

Pass me the gaffa, I need to patch this hole.

by Cheesy.finger.r September 28, 2005

Guffawed

laugh in a loud or boisterous way.

Alex guffawed at how dumb you looked in a dress.

by Urlocalcrackaddict July 14, 2020

Giffafa

A god that blessed the very soil we stand on, in the year of 2018, In the shape of a sausage, this immortal being, this gracious god, the bringer of life. Thus the summons of giffafa was born

Person 1: hey whats your religion?
Person 2: oh im a summon of Giffafa
Person 1: oh thats cool im a Christian

Perain 2: *loud silence*

by Summon of Giffafa June 13, 2021

Guffaw

One somebody has a double dick

The moment Igor pulled down his dungarees at the fair all of the guys noticed he had a bullpegging guffaw.

Gulab asked the boys if he's measuring does he get to count the length of his longer wicz or add the lengths of both up and divide by two for the average since he has a guffaw.

Gurptal only hung around other guys with stinking guffaws.

by GerthPaul March 1, 2023

guffaw

A loud and heartily laugh

Our giggles has turned to guffaws

by slim March 22, 2015