Mr Gleason

A god

Wake up with skittles on my face they calling me Mr Gleason

by Emiliano Lawson October 28, 2019

Van Gleason

"A paper towel folded into a paper football!" The main purpose of the "Van Gleason" is to be positioned between your ass hole and grundle, and locked into your butt cheeks preventing chaffing, sorness, and possible leakage.

Directions: Make a paper football out of a paper towel (choose how thick or thin you want your "Van Gleason" to be.) Proceed to place the "Van Gleason" under your anus to your grundle. Lock the "Van Gleason" into place between your butt cheeks. Enjoy the temporary relief!

THAT "VAN GLEASON" REALLY HELPED TO PROVIDE TEMPORARY RELIEFE TO MY RAW GRUNDLE

by Van Gleason August 25, 2022

brett gleason

A man that owes his girlfriend tacos.

Brett Gleason....yeah I know the guy.....he owes me 🌮🌮tacos!

by ItsDatGurl December 18, 2016

Gleash

A cool and good looking person

Person1:omg have you seen the quarterback
Person2: Girl yes he's so gleash

by ziy January 29, 2015

Jackie Gleason

Derived from a Family Guy episode. This sexual move involves the female performing oral sex on the male. When the male is about to cum he pulls out of her mouth and releases his load all over the female's face while simultaneously exclaiming "POW! Right in the kisser." This is in reference to a quote by Jackie Gleason in the 'The Honeymooners'

I gave my bitch a Jackie Gleason last night.

"Giving her a Jackie Gleason excites her", says Ron, "Hermione loves it when I yell POW, right in the kisser."
"I wanna do Hermione." grumbles Harry

by J-Snizzle May 23, 2008

Geekasaurus

A geek to the max. A straight up geek on INSANE levels. A big, DUMB ASS geek mofo!
Very similar to a Nerdasaurus. Maybe they're a related species.

Why you hang with that fool, man. He's a straight up Geekasaurus

by CheeseBurglar April 10, 2007

gleason hedge

A very intense, slightly war obsessed, cupcake calling, sports spectator that is a coach and gym teacher

Coach Gleason hedge made us run 3 extra laps for saying war was unnecessary

by Choco bunny eater April 25, 2014