Gaunchies

Any form of absurdly tight underwear that extends above the belly button, usually worn by, some middle age woman, and is particularly famous amongst older generations.

Jessica- " Sometimes i feel so old."
Sean- "You think your old now, wait until your my Grandmas age. Your taste in underwear will go from thongs, to Gaunchies."

by yourmomwearsgaunchies November 9, 2010

Gaunchie Pull

verb - pulling anothers underpants in an upward fashion from the front of the underclothing - the result can be and often is a squishing of the penis or testes in a painful manner. Similar to a Wedgie except the pulling occurs from the front of the individual.

I've walked with a limp ever since that gaunchie pull in grade 7.

by TimmerOU812 July 18, 2020

graunch

To graze the skin. A small cut or graze.

I graunched my knee on the pavement.

by Jimble June 26, 2006

glunch

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Harry the little boy is very old. His legs are very harry and groggy. Glunch is the best i have ever had.

by Cat Nip September 16, 2005

graunch

To spoil an object by carelessness or ignorance or both.

"He graunched up my new kitchen whilst fitting it"

by Pedant April 14, 2004

graunch

Kiss with excessive force; deep throat snogging; hard core snogging.

We graunched 'til our tongues were swollen.

by TracyPeach November 21, 2007

graunchy

An itchy mood experienced when you are simultaneously grumpy, horny, hungry and hungover.

I didn't get laid at Tony's party and I slept in til 2pm. I'm feelin' graunchy today.

by Uncle Bobe December 29, 2007