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Glass Bottom Boat 

When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

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glass bottom boat 

when you put plastic rap over your face and have someone shit all over your plastic covered head.
I sure could go for a good glass bottom boat right about now.

glass bottom boat 

place cling wrap over someones faces and shit on it
she asked me for a glass bottom boat.. so i put cling wrap on her face and showed her what being in a boat would feel like.. a boat that was being shit on!!

Glass Bottom Boat 

The act of recieving oral sex from a partner and ejaculating in that partners mouth. And before that partner can "spit" the fluids out you wrap saran wrap around their mouth keeping the fluids in place as they slosh around. Creating a glass bottom boat effect.
Mo was totally giving oral to this guy last night and before he could spit it out he gave him a glass bottom boat.
Glass Bottom Boat by WBoz January 20, 2008

Glass bottom boat 2 

One person lays under a glass coffee table jerking off while the other person squats over the table takes a shit. Then after the guy cums the girl or guy pisses on them.
Hey DJ can we do a glass bottom boat 2?

Glass Bottom Boat Ride 

A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face.
Joey said it would be cool to go on a glass bottom boat ride with Michael, but soon changed his mind after he saw the seran wrap in Michael's hand.

glass bottom boat ride 

the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face
The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.
glass bottom boat ride by 475tet September 1, 2010