Glarped

Morbid death

Can also refer to being ejaculated inside of

“Oh man, that guy just got glarped”

Meaning that the person got killed

Also

“He glarped in you”

by Alisha2992 December 15, 2020

Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded)

Guarded is very hot. Very sexy. Immesnely sexy. Dar sucks.

WHY IS Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded) SO HOT.

by SomeRealFishJuice June 17, 2021

Garded

Garded originates from a Homies discord call that took place during the 2020 pandemic. Garded refers to the disorder that Tremale Merfy has, which causes him to be both gay and r*tarded.

“TJ is better at COD MW2019 than Jon Martin”
“Bro you sound garded”

by Juan Martin September 6, 2021

Glardged

Mysteriously disappeared; usually to emphasize how unusual the disappearance of said object was.

I left the inner tube in my house, but once I came back it had glardged!

by iaamtoadman March 10, 2022

Gardedaux dow

When you see something unexpected or something unexpected happens, that’s inappropriate.

Gardedaux dow das geht ja mal garnicht
(Gardedaux dow that does not work at all)

by fagilito385 December 23, 2023

Glanded

when a male is pegged and or analy stretched to the max so that the dildo or dick hits the gland and results in male orgasm while screaming

big Owen just glanded buldgeet

by Frankotiti8 January 15, 2025