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guantanamo pretzel

When you handcuff someone's left arm to their right leg and their right arm to their left leg and smash them from behind
Jordan put Owen in a Guantanamo Pretzel last night
by Service Boy28 May 19, 2014
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guantanamo

To interrogate someone for no apparent or logical reason.
"Where you goin, Phil?"
"To my friend's house."
"What friend?"
"Paul"
"Paul who?" etc....
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAVID - STOP WITH THE FUCKING GUANTANAMO!"
by GiantSnowman March 25, 2005
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Guantanamo Bay

A place in Cuba where the US hold mainly Muslim and Arabic prisoners in violation of international law.
The main camp there is known as Camp X-Ray for reasons known only to the sadists who operate the place but the clear implication being that highly unusual practices are involved.
Often Abrreviated to Gitmo it is to the US what the concentration camps were to the Nazis and the Gulags to the Soviet Communists.
Concentration camps and Gulags were often in locations outside the motherland/fatherland as is the case with Guantanamo Bay which is in an occupied part of Cuba nominally leased from the Cuban government who refuse to accept the US presence there but are too weak to do anything about it.
They picked him up in Africa for allegedly
being in al-Qaeda and shipped him off to Guantanamo bay in a transport plane whilst standing up and wearing a hood.
by sam1967 February 16, 2005
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Guantanamo

John: He looks like a Guantanamo.
Jane: Haha
by HelloWhatBye April 30, 2009
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The Guatanamo Lay

While nailing a girl from behind (either anal or traditional) simply place a black bag, which will not asphyxiate over the head of that person. Once done, you push the person into the bathroom, and dunk her head into the water.
I swear I heard a Taliban war cry from that bitch, so I gave her the Guatanamo Lay!
by JonDay April 14, 2009
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Guantanamo Bay

The most unconstitutional thing that our Government has created, as well as a violation of our 6th Amendment rights to a free trial. Guantanamo bay is just another word for a secret prison that our Government uses to lock up anyone that they find suspicious. In the Constitution, we are promised the right to a free trial. Ironically, when it comes to suspicious people, our Government is a little too scared to abide by the Constitution.
Random Person 1: Hey, buddy! What do you think will happen if I write a few unpatriotic things on this blog!

Random Person 2: I dunno, why don't you try it?

Six Months Later.....

Government: You are under arrest for speaking out against authority.

Random Person 1: What?! I just used my free speech! What about my trial? I have the right to a free trial!

Government: Forget your trial! That takes too much time! We'll just send you to Guantanamo Bay.
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Guantanamo Gay

Filipino male nurse who has a fondness for well-muscled Hispanic inmates.
T is so Guantanamo Gay but the whole world knows that.
by Gobi Roti January 16, 2017
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