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Guiseppe

Derived from an Italian person sipping cappuccino, this is a more specific version of 'Pearl Necklace' where the ejaculation ends in a creamy smear across the girls top lip.
I bashed one out and gave her a Guiseppe.
by Emmbee January 14, 2007
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Giuseppe

A sexy beast that while hit you with the el Italianio. He’ll hit u with that meme face at any given time. Don’t mess with Giuseppe.
Hey, don’t try and Giuseppe your way out of this convo.
by Buttlick12 December 14, 2018
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giuseptic

To be so drunk that you throw up all over a strip club.
You think Spud was bad? Manai was absolutely giuseptic. That stripper is still picking bits of carrot out of her g-string.
by gh April 5, 2004
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Giuseppe

The center of the universe. Basically God, but better and Italian. One must repent for Crimes Against Giuseppe (CAGS) by completing one of the seven pillars: Pasta, Pizza, Pepperoni, Parmesan, Pestilence, Plague, and Playground. The profit Gus E. Pipe is Jesus, who made the journey from the Island of Pipe, Italy, to Queens, New York. "Blessed are thou who eat from the tomato of Giuseppe" -Gus E. Pipe. "Cursed are thou who eat pineapple on pizza. Thou must repent." -Gus E. Pipe
Giuseppe is love. Giuseppe is life.
by giuseppe123 August 26, 2023
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Sloppy Guiseppe

Similar to a Space-Docking, but the defecator's faeces must have a texture that is liquid-like, and must then proceed to have sex with the poo-filled vagina whilst chanting up to 10 Hail Mary's.
Did that priest just give a nun a sloppy guiseppe?
by TeamChoad May 20, 2010
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Giuseppe milk

When you mix a group of elements, preferably from the periodic table, and it makes a while liquid. This liquid is Giuseppe's milk.
Fuck yeah, drink up that Giuseppe milk Growse.
by Giuseppe September 4, 2022
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Giuseppe Gottabigdong

Someone that has a big dong, or slong, or a bingaling ball. If you don't get it I'm sorry. Someone's dong is in a gong.
Guy#1 I have a big Giuseppe Gottabigdong
Guy#2 you mean you got a big slong
by RHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA September 7, 2023
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