Garst Guy 

A marketing figure that promotes the sale of Garst seed, often advertised on local radio stations.

Hey! Garst Guy here. If you want to go to minor league sports events or buy seed, I'm your guy. Garst Guy!

Garst Guy by GarstGuy December 28, 2008

Garstang Community Academy 

Garstang Community Academy is located in the north west of England. If u wanna buy weed then this is the school for you. There is loads of slags there that will flash there body’s at you for weed so watch out boys. However all the boys are manslags so they like it. All the teaches snort beak and have affairs with each. Also Everyone’s dumb there because people claim it’s a “good” school. Well it’s not

Don’t go to Garstang Community Academy that all I have to say

Garstang Community Academy by unknowntisthename June 9, 2019

Giratina 

Otherwise known as the Renegade Pokemon, he is pretty much the most BA dragon you'll ever find. He can switch from the six-legged Altered Forme (when he's walking around on Earth) to the Origin Forme (when he's in his domain, the Reverse World) which looks more like a snake with an epic golden crest on his head than a dragon.

He uses this sweet move called Shadow Force where he disappears for one turn in which you can't attack him AT ALL, and then he comes out of the shadows and strikes you in the next turn. It's epic if you're the owner of the Giratina utilizing this move, but pretty dang annoying if you're on the receiving end. Especially when he uses it over and over again.

Also, it's near impossible to create a gijinka (humanized) version of Giratina that isn't somewhat sexy.

Overexcited pokemon trainer: OHMIGOSH I just caught a Giratina!!!!!!!!1 Hes already at LEVEL 52!!!!

Trainer with no life: Mine is shiny, EV-trained, and at level 100. 8|

Giratina: RARRRRRRRGGGHHHHAARRRRGIGUGKARR.

Overexcited trainer: *flails and runs away for his life*

Giratina by SunnyJen June 29, 2011

girth certificate 

Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.

girth certificate by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018

Giratina 

Giratina can be found in both the Diamond and Pearl versions of pokemon. It is Found at turnback cave, which is a cave with 30 roomsthat you enter at random. Giratina is a pokemon said to live in a world on the reverse of ours. It appears in an ancient cemetery.

Giratina met at level 70

Giratina by CalebX July 16, 2007

girlthlete 

a #GirlBoss on the sporting field. she is a badass and doesn't confine to no gender norms !

"is lana still practicing for her game?"

"yeah of course, she's a girlthlete!"
"how iconic"

girlthlete by bossbabe937981 May 10, 2021

Massive Raging Girth

Originating from the novel 'In Cold Blood', massive raging girth is a term used to describe a penis, usually with friction burns of intense thickness. It is often used alongside 'anal' in Lincolnshire schools as an enjoyable word to shout out.

Mr. Knight: Course has DEFINATELY got to be in for-
Reece: MASSIVE RAGING GIRTH.
Mr. Knight: Right Reece get out.
Reece: ANAL.

Massive Raging Girth by FlaccidBits March 11, 2009