There are lots of different types of girls.
1)Some are cute and are kind to you and you are kind to them.
2)Some are very sexy, but these ones tend to be whores.
3)There are those annoying ones who are on about chauvinist pigs and the like, going on about how superior they are to men and how they wish men didn't exist, when they seem to fail to realise that they need men to reproduce and ultimately preserve the females of the human race, just as men need females for the same purpose, and these are the types that suck and should ultimately go to hell. These ones seem to think all boys are dumbasses, even though half of the time the girls who say this are in the bottoms of all their classes, and they fail to realise that there are many men who are smarter than them, along with other women who are smarter than them. These types of girls are just angsty losers raised to a prostitute mother who cried when she got AIDs from her line of work. These people are sexists.
4)There are also those ones that think that "girls are smart and boys are eww and disgusting ewww look its a boy eww." These tend to be 5 year old brats spoilt by their mothers.
5)Related to the girls in number 2, there are the ones who use their appearance to get what they want from us men, but let's admit it, the types of men who fall for this are stupid anyway.
6)There are the ignorant, spoilt chav girls who think they are the greatest and that they own you and the world, but in actual fact they are stupid, fat, lazy, and waste your precious precious oxygen.
1)Some are cute and are kind to you and you are kind to them.
2)Some are very sexy, but these ones tend to be whores.
3)There are those annoying ones who are on about chauvinist pigs and the like, going on about how superior they are to men and how they wish men didn't exist, when they seem to fail to realise that they need men to reproduce and ultimately preserve the females of the human race, just as men need females for the same purpose, and these are the types that suck and should ultimately go to hell. These ones seem to think all boys are dumbasses, even though half of the time the girls who say this are in the bottoms of all their classes, and they fail to realise that there are many men who are smarter than them, along with other women who are smarter than them. These types of girls are just angsty losers raised to a prostitute mother who cried when she got AIDs from her line of work. These people are sexists.
4)There are also those ones that think that "girls are smart and boys are eww and disgusting ewww look its a boy eww." These tend to be 5 year old brats spoilt by their mothers.
5)Related to the girls in number 2, there are the ones who use their appearance to get what they want from us men, but let's admit it, the types of men who fall for this are stupid anyway.
6)There are the ignorant, spoilt chav girls who think they are the greatest and that they own you and the world, but in actual fact they are stupid, fat, lazy, and waste your precious precious oxygen.
1)When a cute, nice girl helps you out and you help her back. These ones are nice, unslutty, intelligent, funny, cute, and ultimately what makes girls so good.
2)"Hey, everyone thinks i'm sexy. I went out with 8 boys last week, and none of them new about the others, hahahahaha those losers!"
3)Sara.M, Walfadjiri, Like You Need To Know. (These all biased definitions of girl in the urban dictionary. Look 'em up.)
4)Alot of my friends have annoying little sisters like this.
5)A Succubus is a good example of this. There are lots of girls who seem to act like Succubus(sp).
6)Those annoying girls at work or at school/uni who are covered in make up or fake tan, but their horrible disgusting acne and dirty faces still show. They are the ones who throw tantrums if they get told off for being a right little bitch in classes, or give a false sexual harrassment claim against you to your manager with no strong evidence.
2)"Hey, everyone thinks i'm sexy. I went out with 8 boys last week, and none of them new about the others, hahahahaha those losers!"
3)Sara.M, Walfadjiri, Like You Need To Know. (These all biased definitions of girl in the urban dictionary. Look 'em up.)
4)Alot of my friends have annoying little sisters like this.
5)A Succubus is a good example of this. There are lots of girls who seem to act like Succubus(sp).
6)Those annoying girls at work or at school/uni who are covered in make up or fake tan, but their horrible disgusting acne and dirty faces still show. They are the ones who throw tantrums if they get told off for being a right little bitch in classes, or give a false sexual harrassment claim against you to your manager with no strong evidence.
by AeroAstro January 6, 2007
Get the girlmug. A young female from birth to age 18. The opposite of a boy.
Socialized to be sensitive, nurturing, and friendly. Far too often disrespected and abused by males (be it peers or adults).
Also known as a lass, maid, maiden, or damsel in poetry... not so anymore.
Socialized to be sensitive, nurturing, and friendly. Far too often disrespected and abused by males (be it peers or adults).
Also known as a lass, maid, maiden, or damsel in poetry... not so anymore.
"Girl" once referred to a child of either sex, with "knave girl" referring to a male and "gay girl" referring to a female (ironically, little did the English know that it would later refer to a young lesbian).
Louisa May Alcott wrote with no ambiguatity whatsoever in "Little Women"; "As Mrs March would think, what can you do with four gay girls in the house?"
Louisa May Alcott wrote with no ambiguatity whatsoever in "Little Women"; "As Mrs March would think, what can you do with four gay girls in the house?"
by Lorelili January 13, 2008
Get the girlmug. Entinity coming in various types and with different specials each. Develops to Woman when approximately 18 years old.
Evil (avoid! dangerous!):
This form will push you into a relationship and then consume all your time and money, force you to have sex with her and complain about your performance in general and your skill in bed in particular before either exchanging you with the next victim or stabbing you and then sell your internal organs. Judges all your actions (done to her benefit) as bluntly usual. Doesn't have any feelings.
Common (choose your words wisely and there'll be no problems):
Can be met almost anywhere. Fun to be with. Won't force you to anything except for conversation. Relationships possible but often difficult because of the lack of patience on either side. Judges your actions (done to her benefit) seperately but will take some of them for granted. Thinks that she can love, but she can't really.
Heavenly (no problems here):
This is what every boy wants. This form will be there for you in every possible way and won't ask anything of you in return. Extremely seldom but not extinct. Relationship duration can be increased by returning favors. Shows impressive amounts of patience. Will show great happiness when receiving a gift or favor from you. Better for both and the duration of the relationship if you act mostly similar to her (e.g. patience, being nice, cooking breakfast...). Capable of feeling love.
Warning:
A girl (being complex and unique) will never fit 100% to the above definitions, but you have a basis to work with now.
Evil (avoid! dangerous!):
This form will push you into a relationship and then consume all your time and money, force you to have sex with her and complain about your performance in general and your skill in bed in particular before either exchanging you with the next victim or stabbing you and then sell your internal organs. Judges all your actions (done to her benefit) as bluntly usual. Doesn't have any feelings.
Common (choose your words wisely and there'll be no problems):
Can be met almost anywhere. Fun to be with. Won't force you to anything except for conversation. Relationships possible but often difficult because of the lack of patience on either side. Judges your actions (done to her benefit) seperately but will take some of them for granted. Thinks that she can love, but she can't really.
Heavenly (no problems here):
This is what every boy wants. This form will be there for you in every possible way and won't ask anything of you in return. Extremely seldom but not extinct. Relationship duration can be increased by returning favors. Shows impressive amounts of patience. Will show great happiness when receiving a gift or favor from you. Better for both and the duration of the relationship if you act mostly similar to her (e.g. patience, being nice, cooking breakfast...). Capable of feeling love.
Warning:
A girl (being complex and unique) will never fit 100% to the above definitions, but you have a basis to work with now.
Evil: My 2nd girlfriend. A real witch! And I were stupid enough to fall for her... NEVER approach this type without taking precautions! Avoid contact if possible.
Common: Have a look around you in the city or at your school. Approximately 75% of the girls can be considered as "common type".
Heavenly: You'll have to get to know lots of girls before you meet a "heavenly type" girl. Try nevertheless. It's worth the try. Difficult to spot easy to satisfy.
Common: Have a look around you in the city or at your school. Approximately 75% of the girls can be considered as "common type".
Heavenly: You'll have to get to know lots of girls before you meet a "heavenly type" girl. Try nevertheless. It's worth the try. Difficult to spot easy to satisfy.
by Durel January 1, 2006
Get the girlmug. 1) a malicious fiend that will rip your heart out and most likely shit on it too
2) the gender that blows everything out of proportion
3) someone that you can't live with and can't live without
2) the gender that blows everything out of proportion
3) someone that you can't live with and can't live without
My girl insisted I be a donor. It's like even when you're dead, they still want to rip your heart out.
At times I have innocent conversations with the other gender. My girl tells me I'm cheating on her because of these conversations.
For some reason, I miss you Erica.
At times I have innocent conversations with the other gender. My girl tells me I'm cheating on her because of these conversations.
For some reason, I miss you Erica.
by bten July 4, 2009
Get the girlmug. by Michael but the name is taken August 21, 2019
Get the girlmug. (1) A human female child or young woman. A magnificent, often misunderstood creature gifted at an early age with the ability to empathize and nurture. Significantly more sensitive and emotional than their male counterparts due to hormonal structures required for rearing a child. Typically smaller in stature and require and abundance of love. Neither inherently superior or inferior to males. Any human possessing breasts, a vagina, and ovaries fall under this classification of "girl".
(2) Street term for cocaine.
(2) Street term for cocaine.
by Webster123654 March 8, 2011
Get the girlmug. vicious bloodthirsty hound;
person who pretends to be your friend but stabs you in the back as soon as possible
person who pretends to be your friend but stabs you in the back as soon as possible
by Mrs. Potter March 27, 2009
Get the girlmug.