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crottled greeps

A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.
If you don't like crottled greeps, why did you order them?
by rich brown August 11, 2004
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greep

1.To sneak, creep or move in a covert manner.
2.To use a long pole with a hook on the end to grab an object or person.
I hope if I can greep out of work early today without anyone noticing.

I'm going to greep the next person to walk through this door.
by Mike March 14, 2005
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a cross between gross and creepy ... see also greepster
Man that fool is greepy!
i.e. Monica's boyfriend is very greepy.
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hes a greepster
by Los Padrotes February 23, 2004
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greep

Something that is innovative, original, with a positive connotation.
Great; original; amazing
That is a greep idea!
I have a greep problem for you!
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Mr. Greepy

Someone who is both Gay and Creepy
That guy watching the kids soccer game is such a Mr. Greepy.
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Gireesh

A term commonly referring to people with extremely bad eyesight resulting in utter cluelessness. It can also mean the blind one.
Kid: Hey Gireesh, what time is it?
Gireesh: Uhhh... I dunno, there's glare on the clock
Kid: No you're just a Gireesh
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