gigahoozle

A computing misspeak in the vein of the "interwebs," makes fun of those who can't tell a gigahertz from a gigahoozle.

Gordon: How many gigahoozles does your new computer have?
Lynn: I don't know. Let me ask teh interwebs.

by Bob Gordon February 17, 2008

geriatric gigalo

an old man usually in his late 50's or early 60's who likes to hit on young women,usually in their 20's or 30's.this is not cool-it's actually pretty disgusting.

omg!that geriatric gigalo just asked me if i wanted to go home with him!can you believe that?

by thebadnun January 14, 2010

Gagaloop

Gagaloop is a state in which a music listener repeatedly listens to the same extremely catchy album an excessive number of times in a row, sometimes even to the point of pure insanity. This phenomenon is named after Lady GaGa, who is one of several artists with many albums generally regarded as catchy enough to generate a strong Gagaloop.

This is particularly dangerous with short EPs containing an extreme concentration of catchiness.

"Dang, I got stuck in a real Gagaloop last night. I listened to Cherrytree Sessions like 50 times in a row. My last.fm looks horrible now."

by CaffeineConsumer July 25, 2009

Gigalo

Pronounced with a hard G. A musician that has many different relationships with many different bands.

A man who puts himself out for any availed gigs.

He plays base on Wednesday’s in a Bon Jovi cover band. On Tuesday’s he plays drums in an 80’s band and Saturday’s, he’s always available for any gig that needs a singer. A real gigalo.

by Lovetoboutdoors August 16, 2018

crack gigalo

A man whore who sleeps with crack whores who stays at home all day watching porn and popping Viagra. His crack whore keeps a short leash on his bisexual ass because she doesn't have enough money for round three of an STD.

My crack gigalo wants a threesome. Me, the barnyard hen and him. Maybe the horse.

by Wicked Witch February 28, 2017

gigalo juice

A term used to describe when a man ejaculates and seamen comes out.

Larry's gigalo juice got all over Lucy's dress when they were at the X rated party.

by UrbanBeth April 21, 2008

Gagaloop

When you put on a Lady GaGa's "The Cherrytree Sessions" EP and get stuck playing it over and over without considering stopping.

John: This Lady GaGa EP is so cool.
Adam: Yeah, I'm listening to it as well.
John: I seem to be going in a Gagaloop, though.

by Rubenius July 25, 2009