grammar gestapo

A term used to desribe an individual who make comments on spelling and grammar mistakes.

John said: "I did good today"
Peter responds: "WELL peter, you did WELL"
John: "everyone get out of the way! it's the grammar gestapo!"

grammar gestapo by Brendan Gilmartin February 23, 2007

Airport Gestapo 

The Federal Transport Security Agency, or any similar airport security screening outfit that commits draconian and degrading invasion of privacy and violation of rights of passengers in the course of its duty, usually under full government protection and no right to recourse.

The Airport Gestapo confiscated GI Joe's two inch rifle and wand raped the owner.

Airport Gestapo by Lior Bar-On May 30, 2004

Grammar Gestapo

Often known as the GG

When you make a spelling/grammar mistake, lock your doors, because the Grammar Gestapo are going to break yer legs!!!

Grammar Gestapo by Buzvonlurt February 22, 2005

House Gestapo 

Put simply, head of the household who stares over you like a relentless Nazi. These people are called your parents.

It's 12 AM and you're not supposed to be online. Someone's coming upstairs. It must be the house gestapo!

House Gestapo by Cloneof501 December 10, 2009

care bear gestapo 

A person or group of people that try to keep you from saying or doing anything too immoral.

Solomon: I wish my girl would Rusty Trombone me sometimes.
Marty: Dude, that's not cool to say.
Solomon: What? Are you with the Care Bear Gestapo or something?

care bear gestapo by JoshuaD February 25, 2008

word gestapo 

a merciless word police who comes up to you to give you a very hard time and give evil looks everytime you use words like "gay", "raped", or esp. "retarded". apparently these words are very offensive to this person although this person constantly uses other derogatory terms.

person: "katie...you are such a fucking gay retard!"
katie: "what!? what!?....what!?...what did you say?"
person: "fucking gay retard?"
katie: "retard!? that's offensive to people with mental disabilities!"
person: "uh...yea?"
katie: "you know what!? go fucking screw yourself you fucking cunt!...punk!"
person: "you're such a fucking word gestapo.."

word gestapo by jon hu April 24, 2006

Golf Gestapo 

In the world's best sport aka Golf, the Golf Gestapo is an overzealous Starter or Course Marshal. They'll harass you over arriving early, bitch for wanting seperate carts, micromanage your scramble, search your gear for hidden beer, or any number of things that make them feel like they have some power in life. The word was famously coined from the comedic duo M.B. & T.M. at Hodge Park in Kansas City Missouri

*Us coming out of the club house*
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"

M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"

Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."

M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."

Starter: "Receipt or no play."

M.B.: "Jawohl!"

Golf Gestapo by WalterWWhite December 13, 2022